18-15n-77-30w:

shorthalt:

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

archaeologicals:

fun facts!

• leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
  
• stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
• aristotle tutored alexander the great.
• abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
• an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
• pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
• pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 
• oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

breastforce:

why-is-gamoraa:

Everybody else: it’s pride month

Thor:

ri-toast:

It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.