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Dina~

fkajames:

person: “Chick Fil A is a christian, anti-gay corpora-“

me: “wait one sec.. hi yes ! can I have a #5 combo and a lemonade”

21 October 2014 / 1,712 notes

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

I wish I knew how to flirt like this.

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

fakkyu:

wow I need this shirt

thebeatlesordie:

A wild Paul McCartney

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

21 October 2014 / 264,739 notes

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

20 October 2014 / 253,590 notes

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

azspot:

Steve Greenberg: Wedding cakes

hairstylesbeauty:

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